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Sep 21

chilledbutter:

Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as asexual in front of 30 8th graders

Sep 01
Sep 01

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

Aug 27

2011fringeboy:

diana lemme be the one to

Aug 25

elasticitymudflap:

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IVE beNEN FUCIKGN LAUGHI N AT THIS for 20 MINutES FUCKM y LIFE

Aug 25

wentz-jpg:

'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open

Aug 25
shut-up-karen:

YES
Aug 25
atlsupportgroup:

allforatl:

Do you ever get the feeling that Alex would just curl up in one of these things and take a nap? 

He already did

atlsupportgroup:

allforatl:

Do you ever get the feeling that Alex would just curl up in one of these things and take a nap? 

He already did

Aug 25
silly-luv:

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silly-luv:

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Aug 25