*insert funny and witty blog name*

Sep 25

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

Sep 25

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

Sep 25
Sep 25
Sep 24
liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

Sep 21

chilledbutter:

Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as asexual in front of 30 8th graders

Sep 01
Sep 01

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

Aug 27

2011fringeboy:

diana lemme be the one to

Aug 25

elasticitymudflap:

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IVE beNEN FUCIKGN LAUGHI N AT THIS for 20 MINutES FUCKM y LIFE